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Pirate
Arrr! Another beautiful day on the high seas!
Parrot
Does the boat always move this much? Awwwkkk...
Pirate
Ha! What's the matter? Ya seasick?
Parrot
Is that what its called?
Pirate
What? Ya can't be seasick you're a PARROT!
Parrot
I have been feeling a little green lately...
Pirate
You're a GREEN parrot!
Parrot
Can we set ashore? I don't feel so great...
Pirate
But you're a pirate parrot! You don't need LAND!
Parrot
I think i'm a land parrot.
Pirate
There's no such thing as a land parrot!
Parrot
Then explain flamingos.
Pirate
Well good thing you're not a flamingo.
Parrot
My stomach strongly disagrees with that.
Parrot
My stomach strongly disagrees with that.
Pirate
Ugh whatever.
Pirate
Use yer sharp parrot eyes and tell me what you see.
Parrot
Regret.
Pirate
No I mean on the horizon, ya know maybe you were born to be a flamingo.
Parrot
SEE?
Pirate
Clearly you can't...
Parrot
I can see those ROCKS we're headed for!!
Parrot
Turn LEFT!!! Turn LEFT!!!
Pirate
WHY LEFT?
Parrot
My will to live says so! NOW TURN!
Pirate
Don't get yer feathers in a twist! We cleared it.
Pirate
LAND HO!!!
Parrot
Yes! Yes! Beautiful land! Finally!
Pirate
Ya don't seem so seasick NOW!
Parrot
I've been reborn.
Parrot
Im a new parrot.
Pirate
I thought you were a flamingo
Parrot
On the sea i'm a flamingo, and on the land i'm a parrot.
Pirate
Perfectly useless bird. Im going to trade you for a seagull.